Possible Occupations
Robin Ford, April 2020
 

Tinker
Tailor
Soldier
Sailor
Rich man
Poor man
Beggarman
Thief
 
I started in the forces
And horses are for courses
I learnt the skills of laundry
And learnt them well.
For if I am dejected
The laundry is selected
Then folded, put in piles
And it breaks the spell.
 
I drive my kids to swim class
To school then to gym class
Then after we have eaten
All their teeth are brushed
Then bed and read a story
For it’s obligatory
To spend these hours together
As the night is hushed.
 
My day has nearly ended,
All other tasks suspended
For I must write my diary
While it’s in my head
Whether sitting or I’m kneeling
I express my inner feeling
As my soul I am reviewing
And it’s time for bed.
 
 
 
I get up under dark skies
And opposite the park, rise
To lift some heavy weights
So I play my part
My normal work’s suspended.
Least said, then soonest mended
I keep in top condition
So I’m primed to start.
 
Until that day’s returning
I’ll keep the home fires burning
And supervise the schooling
(Which is not my trade)
While courage is essential
And much is providential
I’ll contribute my portion
‘Till the last bar’s played.